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Three Irish brothers sat at the kitchen table expecting their parents over to celebrate the major holiday for the small group

“What do you think of going to Mama’s Pizzeria? We haven’t been there in a while.” He asked as he half-heartening watched the news.

I thought pursuing photography as a hobby this year would improve my creativity as an artist and reduce my stress. The opposite happened

“You know I really like their breadsticks. You sure you aren’t hungry?” Pat asked as he continued the only meal he had that day.

“Everyone knows that a gun is never just put up on a wall. You gotta grab it and shoot someone with it eventually in the story.”

We ate all the candy bars, had all the turkey, and drank all the eggnog, and now we have to talk about starting over again!

Toby doesn’t like Christmas. He doesn’t get all the commotion around the end of the year holiday.

“He wants to create some beach land here at the North Pole and needs to know how much they can give us.” “You’re kidding,” Fren responded.

One uncle in the room comments, “They need better protection. The quarterback has no time.”

You could say that Ramis is tricking Aykroyd, and Murray either doesn’t want to confront him on the con or is in on it as well.

Your songs stink. They are second rate pop songs that are only played because something needs to be on when you walk around a haunted house.

The murderer claims self-defense. The cheater blames desperation. The liar lacks wick.

What is it? What is the worst part of Halloween? It’s having to share my candy with you.

“This is it. This is who our system produces.” – George Carlin (I paraphrase)

Have I lost you yet? Can you at least not throw out the tinfoil hat, please?

Does Michael Jordan care more about selling shoes than who is president?

The news has started to call him the Candy Killer, as the candy seems to be the most notorious part of his behavior.

Am I going to die in October? Is he just happy about Halloween? Are a lot of people going to die in October?